FIRST MEME GUYS

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I stole it from tumblr lol (infrequently asked q's)

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
     Closed 
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
     If it smells noice
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
     Tucked in bc  w a r m t h
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
     Uh no
5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
     To stick on people
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
     Do box tops count lol
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?    
     Oh lord  
8:Do you have freckles?
     Nop
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
     I have a consistent "I will kill you if a second picture is taken" face
10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
     pEOPLE WHO FUCKING SMACK THEIR FOOD OH MY GOD
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
     wha
14:Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
     Nah
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
     Not really
16:How many people have you slept with this week?
     Noooone
17:What size is your bed?
     Idk twin¿¿¿
18:What is your Song of the week?
     The Pot by Tool asdfghjkl
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
     Hell yea you do you my friend
20:Do you still watch cartoons?
     FCUK YEA
21:Whats your least favorite movie?
     don't even get m e  s t a r t e d
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
     In your mom oOOOOOHHHHH
     jk under my back porch bc it's scary as shit
23:What do you drink with dinner?
     CrAnBeRrY jUiCe Is LiFe
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
     Honey mustarrrrrd [shaking]
25:What is your favorite food?
     Asdfghjklomgidkmaybeguacamole
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
     Big Hero 6, Bill & Teds excellent adventure, and eLF OMG
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
     No but now I want thin mints now dammit
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
     Ew
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
     Three weeks ago...?
31:Can you change the oil on a car?
     I cAnT dRiVe YeT
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
     Bruh 
33:Ever ran out of gas?
     Y u do dis
34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
     Idek 
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
     Smoked salmon omfg
36:What is your usual bedtime?
     2 in the am pm
37:Are you lazy?
     Somehow not lazy enough bc I did a big ole meme
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
     I still dress up tbh
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
     Snake mothafucka
40:How many languages can you speak?
     1.5 (English and I'm learning Italian)
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
     I USED TO BE SUBSCRIBED TO NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC KIDS OMG
     YOU CAN TELL I WAS SO POPULAR AS A CHILD
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
     Legos are the death of meeeeee
43:Are you stubborn?
     Kinda
44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
     Letterman
45:Ever watch soap operas?
     Groos 
46:Are you afraid of heights?
     Nop 
47:Do you sing in the car?
     No
48:Do you sing in the shower?
     If the house is empty lmao
49:Do you dance in the car?
     What even
50:Ever used a gun?
     Do water guns count lol
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
     My communion tbh
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?
     FucK NO
53:Is Christmas stressful?
     you know it
54:Ever eat a pierogi?
     Ye
55:Favorite type of fruit pie?
     Apple..?
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
     I wanted to be an astronaut so damn baddddd
57:Do you believe in ghosts?
     Not really
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
     Have I seen this question before?
59:Take a vitamin daily?
     Nop e
60:Wear slippers?
     Fuck yeah cold feet suck
61:Wear a bath robe?
     Who doesn't 
62:What do you wear to bed?
     Pajamas
63:First concert?
     PAUL MCCARTNEY OMFG
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
     I've only ever been to target...
65:Nike or Adidas?
     Nike????
66:Cheetos Or Fritos?
     Idk neither tbh
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
     Peanuts will kill me soooooo
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
     Who the fuck
69:Ever take dance lessons?
     [hides face] yes
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
     Musician or photographer
71:Can you curl your tongue?
     I'm a weird piece of shit yes
72:Ever won a spelling bee?
     No I'm too stoopid
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
     Yes
74:Own any record albums?
     YESSSSSSS
75:Own a record player?
     used to but then hurricane sandy [sobbing]
76:Regularly burn incense?
     A few times
77:Ever been in love?
     Squirms
78:Who would you like to see in concert?
     cROWN THE FUCKING EMPIRE
79:What was the last concert you saw?
     I saw imagine dragons a few weeks ago
80:Hot tea or cold tea?
     It depends
81:Tea or coffee?
     Coffee
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?
     Never had a snickerdoodle
83:Can you swim well?
     Yep
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
     Yeah who can't
85:Are you patient?
     Kinda
86:DJ or band, at a wedding?
     BaND
87:Ever won a contest?
     Yeeeeee
88:Ever have plastic surgery?
     Ew hell no
89:Which are better black or green olives?
     B o t h
90:Can you knit or crochet?
     I can do needlepoint
91:Best room for a fireplace?
     Idk don't have one
92:Do you want to get married?
     Sure
93:If married, how long have you been married?
    I m  n o t  t h o
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
     No I'm not 5
96:Do you have kids?
     Bitch I'm 14
97:Do you want kids?
     Not really
98:Whats your favorite color?
     Black just like my soooouuuul
99:Do you miss anyone right now?
     I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO LIST AHHHHHHHH
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